- Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?
- Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
- Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?Teacher: no, of course not.Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
- Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !! - why'd the monkey fall outta the tree?
'cause he was dead...
why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree?
'cause he was dead too...
why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer pressure... - A man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
8. Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?